The Grand Master List


The grandmaster list of mozzarella sticks and their ratings**.
  1. The Edison Diner- 10/10
  2. Chili's Cheese Bites- 9.5/10
  3. Buffalo Wild Wing's Cheese Curds- 9/10
  4. Friendly's- 9/10
  5. Wegman's- 8.5/10
  6. AMC Theaters- 8/10
  7. Farm Rich Mozzarella Bites- 8/10
  8. Quaker Steak and Lube- 8/10
  9. Sonic- 8/10
  10. Le Peep- 7.5/10
  11. Pizza Hut- 7.5/10
  12. Applebee's Mozzarella Sticks- 7/10
  13. Frank's Pizza and Restaurant 7/10
  14. IHOP- 7/10
  15. Target's Market Pantry 6.5/10
  16. Edison Pizza- 6/10
  17. Francesco's Pizzaria- 6/10
  18. Menlo Park Diner- 6/10
  19. Metuchen Diner- 6/10
  20. Papa John's- 6/10
  21. Texas Roadhouse- 6/10
  22. Tony D's Pizzaria- 6/10
  23. Mama Lena's- 5.5/10
  24. T.G.I. Friday's Frozen- 5.5/10
  25. 1908 Pizzaria- 5/10
  26. Jezif's Fried Chicken- 5/10
  27. Menlo Pizza- 5/10
  28. Strawberry's Pub & Pizza- 5/10
  29. White Rose- 5/10
  30. Fratelli's Pizza- 4.5
  31. Harold's New York Deli- 4.5/10
  32. Attilio’s Pizzeria- 4/10
  33. Ferraro's Pizzaria- 4/10
  34. Hard Rock AC- 4/10
  35. Arby's- 3.5/10
  36. Brooklyn Pizza- 3.5/10
  37. Nathan's- 3.5/10
  38. T.G.I. Friday's Restaurant- 2.5/10
  39. Burger King- 2/10
  40. Chili's Fried Mozzarella- 2/10
  41. School- 2/10
  42. Applebee's Crispy Cheese Bites- 1.5/10
**as measured on the scale of crowns

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